Hindi Msg

Nishana jo le wo survir,

Nishane pe lag jaye wo teer,

Dil me jo utar jaye wo Tasvir,

Aap jaise dosto ka sath mil jaye woh Taqdir

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Log kahtey hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi,

Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi

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Samundar jaisa syllabus hain,

Talab jitna sikhaya jata hain,

Balti bhar jitna yaad aata hain,

Mug jitna likha jata hain,

Aur boond jitne marks milte hain!

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Panjabi ladke ladkio ko is tarah parpose karte hai-

Pipal da boota hove te ganne da ras hove,

j mera vas hove te teri maa meri sass hove.

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Rabba dukh na devi dost mere nu,

saanu chahe dukhan da paharr dede.

Ghumme nawe-nawe MotrCycle te dost saada,

saanu bhawein mercedes car dede.

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ShahJahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,

Har Meenar Ko Dekha,

Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,

Har Khidki Se Dekha...

Aur Bola...

Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

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Maine apko phone kiya to network bola, namaskar

pagal ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,

Aap jis pagal se iss waqt

baat karna chahte hain, uska

DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI.

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Dosti cheez nahi jatane ki.

Hume adat nahi kisi ko bhulane ki.

Hum islie karte hai bat kum,

Kyunki nazar lag jathi hai rishto ko zamane ki

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Zuban Hi Sirf Ek Zaria Nahi,

JoAaap Shabdon Ko Samajh Paayenge.

kabhi Aankhon Mein Jhaank Kar Dekhiye,

Hazaro Alfaz Khud B Khud Bikhar Jayenge.

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Arz kiya hai..... , Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai,

wah wah! wah wah!,

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai ,

khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?,

ha ha ha ha.....

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You r my sweet SONA ,

I don't want u KHONA

I want a place in your heart's KONA,

Otherwise i will start RONA,

Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

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Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya ,

to night ko sleeping chor diya,

tere face ki gentle beauty ne,

mere kind heart ko phor diya

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Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka,

toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,

na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,

aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum,

Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum,

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

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meray marnay kay baad meray doston yun ansoo na bahana,

agar yaad aye to seedhay upar chalay ana

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Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,

jis ko aankh maari thi,

Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi,

jo us ney sar per maari thi

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kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa,

vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa,

vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa

vo sar ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa,

vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa ,

vo orals ki khahani vo Lab-on ka kissaa....

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,

tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai

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Kya aankheiN hain aapki,

kya baatein hain aapki..

us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... ,

maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein , aur mita dete hain,

Unke liye ye khel hoga , magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

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chand pe kali ghata chahti ti hogi,

sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi

tum lakh chupao dunia se magar

akele main tumhain apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.

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Teri palko pe khwab rakh gaya koi,

Tere saso pe naam likh gaya koi,

Chalo vaada raha tumse,

Bhool jana hame,

agar hum se acha tumhe mil gaya koi."

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"Tu Mila Hai To Yeh Ahesaas Hai Mujhko..

Ye Meri Umra Muhabbat Ke Liye Thodi Hai...

Ek Zara Sa, Zindagi Ka Bhi Haq Hai Jis Par,

Maine Woh Saans Bhi Tere Liye Rakh Chhodi Hai..."

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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,

Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,

Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,

isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

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Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho,

Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,

Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,

Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.

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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai,

na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai,

aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko,

Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

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Jis din se juda vo humse hue,

is dil ne dharkna chor diya,

hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra,

taaro ne chamkna chor diya

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Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi,

yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi,

shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum,

itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi

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Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...

KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...

THARTHARATA BADAN ...

mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI.....

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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki

tera chehra khila khila

jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya

to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,

PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho,

SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,

KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

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('')/ Hands Up!
( (
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Agar apni Jan pyari hai to
Jitne bhi sms inbox me hai
sab send karo!
Khabardar!
Draft me kya hai wo bhi bhejo
Haso mat msg bhejo Yaar...


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Agar tum fail huye to
mujhe papa mat kahna
after exam
father: what's your Result
Son: sorry yar mahesh tune
baap kahlane ka haq kho diya....


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Hum to dosti ke saudagar hai
Dil ka sauda sacha kar jayenge
agar honge aap hamari dosti ke khariddar
to dosti ki kasam hum muft me bik jayenge


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Teacher: Jawani aur budhape me farak batao ?
Jawani me mobile me hasino ke number hote hai
aur budhape me hakeemo ke!


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pyar ka ye daman kabhi na tute..
aap humse kabhi na ruthe
is kadar dosti nibhayenege aapse
ki ye dharkane khamos ho jaye
fir bhi ye rista na tute..


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Galib ne 4 ghante ladki ka intjar kiya
aur ek ser padha..
intha ho gai Pyar ki.


Intha ho gai pyar ki

maa ki aankh yese puar ki


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A Rose Is Always A Rose
Wether It Is In Dustbin
Or In A Golden Pot,
Same Way U will Always B My Friend
Wether U R In Dental Hospital
Or In Mental Hospital !


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Laugh So Hard that Even Sorrow Smiles @ U !
Live Life So Well that Even Death Luvz 2 C U Alive !
Fight So Hard that Even Fate Accepts Its Defeat !


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Samandar Mai Fana Hona To Kismat Ki Kahani Hai,
Jo Marte Hai Kinaron Par Mujhe Dukh Un Pe Hota Hai.


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When Will People Understand That Words
Can Cut As Sharply As Any Blade & That Those
Cuts Leave Scars Upon Our Souls...


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Xcellent Saying By A Great Philosopher-
"Love Is That Beautiful
Forest Where Brave Tigers Are Killed
By The Attractive Eyes Of Beautiful Deers."


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Once In Life, Do Fall In Love Not Necessarily
With A Person, But With An Idea, ...A Dream,
An Ambition More Often It'll Be Reason
To Wake Up With A Smile ... :)


muqtasar lafzoon mai hai , ye ab mizaje dosti ...
raabte beshak hai sab se wabaste koi nahi ...hai


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Everybody Wants Some1 Special. Some1 Innocent.
Some1 Nice. Some1 C0oL. Some1 SwEet. Some1 Cute.
Some1 Intelligent. But Yar! Why Always ME ,ME & ME? ;-)


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Whenever You Feel Sad Think Of Me
and Say "YK" Is So SweeT
You'll Smile Automaticaly..
Make It A Habit bCoz Sach Bolne Se
Mann Ko Sukoon Milta Hai... ;->


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ATITUDE ROCKS.. 'I Talk To Myself Because
I Like Dealing With A Better Class Of People'... ;-)


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Kisi Dost Ko Fazool Na Samjho. KYUN Ke
Jo Darakht Phal Nahi Deta WOH Saaya Zaroor Deta Hai


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Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,
har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,
koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari


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Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deta,
Tumhari ek ada pe kai gazal bana deta,
Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,
Warna AMBALA me bhi TAJMAHAL bana deta...


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Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin.
Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain.
Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hain..


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Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate.
Coffee arrived kept before the candidate,
then he asked what is before you?
Wat candidate reply?


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A single candle can illuminate an entire room.
But a true friend lights up an entire lifetime.
Thanks for the bright light of your friendship.


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Agar Rasta Khubsurat hai to pata kijiye ki kis Manzil tak jaata hai,
Aur agar Manzil Khubsurat hai to Raste ki Parvah matt kijiye.


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What is the Secret of Success... ?
“RIGHT DECISIONS” How do you make Right Decisions...?
“EXPERIENCE” How do you get Experience... ?
“WRONG DECISIONS” -


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Sweetest Proposal by a kg class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai nahi kalungi.......
Boy:kall na didi plzzzzzzzzzz


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3 tips to play a safe game of life
don't make promises when u r in joy.........
don't reply when u r sad..............
dom't take decisions when u r angry!!!!!!!!!!! -


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Remember, everyone Needs a friend,
someday You might feel like you Have NO FRIENDS at All,
just remember Me and take comfort In knowing
somebody out There cares about you And always will.


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Don't Trust Money, Bcoz it gives Bed but not Sleep
It gives Books but not Mind It gives Luxuries
but not Happiness So Transfer it to My Account..


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A leaf which falls from the tree is at the mercy of wind,
it goes wherever wind takes it..
Be the wind 2 drive others,
not the leaf to be driven by others.


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Every 1 wants to be the mighty wind
and nobody wants to be a dry leaf,
but it is their destiny which make them
a dry leaf at the mercy of wind.


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"SOME ONE TRUST YOU" is better compliment than
SOMEONE LOVE YOU" because u may not always
TRUST the person u LOVE but you can always
LOVE the person u TRUST...


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Loving Hundered Wrong Persons
May Not Even Effect Your Life,
But Hating One Right Person Will
Leave You Broken Throughout Your Life


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I Cried When I Had No Shoes.
Suddenly I Stop Crying When I Saw a Man
Without Leg Life Is Full of Blessings
Sometime V don't Understand It


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Sometimes In Life We Think We Dont Need Any 1...
But Sometime In Life We Dont Have Anyone When We Need....
So Dont Let Ur Best Buddies Go.!


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One Day My Brain Asked Me
'Y R U SENDING MSGs To That Person
Who Is Not Messaging U?
But My Little 'HEART'said To Brain
'U'NEED Msgs But I Need 'FRIENDS'


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The Only Difference Between God & Man Is That
God Gives & Forgives But Man Gets & Forgets


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A Rose Is Always A Rose Wether It Is In Dustbin
Or In A Golden Pot, Same Way U will Always B My Friend
Wether U R In Dental Hospital Or In Mental Hospital !


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Chor1: Police aa rahi hai! Jaldi!

Khirki se kudo!

Chor2: Lekin hum 13th floor pe hai

Chor1: Ye samay andh vishwash ka nahi hai


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Changu:Ye kis type ka kutta hai?

Mangu: Police Dog

Changu: Lagta to Nahi!

Mangu: Of Course, Yeh Undercover agent hai


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Pati : Kal ka paper kaha hai

Patni : Usme maine kuda lapet diya

Pati : Oh! mujhe dekhna tha

Patni : aaj kuchh nahi tha dekhne ka

chayepati aur ande ke chhilke the


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Changu : Aare Mangu Painting Karne me

tumhe itna pasina aa raha hai

Jaket kyou nahi utar dete

Mangu : Dabe pe likha hai apply to coats!


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Wife : Kahi bhi paise rakhu beta chura leta hai! Kya karu

Pati : Uski Kitab me rakh do use kabhi nahi kholta


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Wife:-I will die.

Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?

Husband:- because I can't bear this much happiness


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Bina sawan barsat nahi hoti,

Suraj doobe bina raat nahi hoti,

Apni to aadat hai aisi...,

Aapko wish kiye bina

Din ki shuruaat nahi hoti...

HAVE A NICE DAY FRIEND


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Samandar Mai Fana Hona To Kismat Ki Kahani Hai,

Jo Marte Hai Kinaron Par Mujhe Dukh Un Pe Hota Hai.


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muqtasar lafzoon mai hai , ye ab mizaje dosti ...

raabte beshak hai sab se wabaste koi nahi ...hai


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Kisi Dost Ko Fazool Na Samjho. KYUN Ke

Jo Darakht Phal Nahi Deta WOH Saaya Zaroor Deta Hai


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Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,

har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,

koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,

har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari


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Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deta,

Tumhari ek ada pe kai gazal bana deta,

Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,

Warna AMBALA me bhi TAJMAHAL bana deta...


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Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin.

Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain.

Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hain..


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Agar Rasta Khubsurat hai to pata kijiye ki kis Manzil tak jaata hai,

Aur agar Manzil Khubsurat hai to Raste ki Parvah matt kijiye.


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Rahat bhi apse aati hai chahat bhi apse aati hai

humse kabhi ruthna nahi......

kyo ki hamari muskurahat bhi apse aati hai


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apke muskurahat ke ham sukragujar hain !

isiliye to aajtak ham berojgar hain!


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Palbhar me jo toot jaye wo KASAM nahi,

doston ko bhul jaye wo Hum nahi,

hum Apko bhul jaye,is baat me DUM nahi,

aur AAP hame bhul jao,itne bure....


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Bhul jaye tumhe ye namumkin bat hai,

Naho yakin to aur bat hai,

Jab tak rahegi sans tab tak rahegi yaad aap ka,

Ye sans hi tut jaye to aur baat hai.........


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RISTEY HOTE HAIN ZINDAGI BITANE KE LIYE,

HUM KOSHISH KARENGE ISE NIBHANE KE LIYE,

MILNE KA TOH ABHI NASIB MAIN NAHIN HAI,

LO SMS KIYA APNI YAAD DILANE KE LIYE....


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Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti Zindgi gamo se dur nahi hoti

Dosti ke in palon ko saja kar rakhna,

Ye sab ke nasib me nahi ho


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mandiro me hath jode jate hai,

masjido me hath failaye jate hai pyar me hath dilaye jate hai,

dosti hi ek eisa zasba hai jisme,

hath milaye jate hai.


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Ansu He Ankho Me Pr Bah Nhi Sakte

Duniawalo Se Darte H islie

Kuch Kah Nhi Sakte Pr Ye

to Aap B Smjte Honge Ki Hm Aapke Bina Rah Nhi Sakte


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popet man sayari, bina pair ke chal sakte hai,

bina aankh ke dekh sakte hai,

bina kan ke sun sakte hai,

agar app sath de to hum markar bhi ji sakte hai.


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Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,

Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai

Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,

Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai

MISS U!!!

Miss U Msg

If u wanna know how much I miss u,
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss


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I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is still the same.
Although I Smile & Seem Carefree,
There is no one Who misses you more than ME!


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Wat makes some people
dearer is not just de happiness
dat u feel when u meet them but
de pain u feel when u miss them.. MISS U........


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Message: * some text missing*
Sender:* Name Missing *
*Number Missing *Sent: *
Date missing *
Missing U a lot
thats y everything is missing....


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I miss your face
I miss your Voice
I miss your Smile
I miss your Kiss
I miss your Hug
And i miss you too much....!


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I don't miss you and you alone;
I miss you and me together.



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I think I would miss you even if I'd never met you.
from the movie The Wedding Date


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When I miss you, sometimes
I listen to music or look at pictures of you,
not to remind me of you but to make me feel as if I'm with you.
It makes me forget the distance and capture you.



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I don't want you to know, so I try to be strong.
I don't want you to think that without you,
I can't go on. But that's how it is,
and that's how it will be, because, Baby, I love you
I need you, I miss you, and without you, there's just no me.



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I miss you like the sun misses the flowers,
like the sun misses the flowers in the depths of winter,
instead of beauty to direct it's light to,
the heart hardens like the frozen world which your absence has banished me to.


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When the night has come and the land's dark,
when the moon is the only light we'll see,
look at the stars; can you count them?
I miss you that much....



Tum phir dur chali jaogi
kaise kahein kitna hume tadpaogi

baaton baaton me teri baat aayegi
dil ki baat tumse na kah paayenge

hawa bhee choo ker tujhe mere paas na aayegee
har subah teri yaad hume tadpaayegee

raat chamkenge sitaare aur ichha bhee machlegi
baarish ki boondein bhee tapish na bujhaayegi

yeh aankhe har or kisi "apne" ko dhoondheingi
ban kar aansoo aankho me yaadein machelgi

dil ko raund kar jo bheed me kho jaogi
jaane kaise phir tum bhee so paayogi.